“You have wavy hair ... textured] hair; a much rounder, springier hair texture.” “Within each of these there are three more distinct curl types named a, b and c (so 2a, 2b, 2c, 3a, 3b ...

People with category 1 hair have stick-straight hair, 2A-C have wavy hair ... hair may need as much washing as thick 2C hair. Even the most well-versed men get stumped here.