Friday Food Funnies: One Liners, Jokes, and Food Quotes. The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the ...

Friday morning one-liners. Published December 18, 2009 05:54 AM. Facebook; Twitter; Email ... Bryan Burwell of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch jokes that the Rams receivers didn’t come down with swine flu ...

1. Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession. 2. What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?” 3. My IQ test results came back. They ...

No. 1 Terrelle Pryor remembers Ohio State’s 2008 game with Wisconsin , describing the Buckeyes’ win as “lucky.” No. 2 The reins to the Pac-10 have certainly shifted away from USC towards ...