These are the best funny quotes to make you laugh about life, aging, family, work and nature, with quips from comedy greats like Bob Hope and Robin Williams.

Funny Quotes About Family “Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.” — Conan O’Brien “I’m sure wherever my Dad is, he’s looking down on us.

Funny Dog Dad Quotes “I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!'” —Jonah Goldberg, columnist/author ...

Funny wine quotes that will make you chuckle. 19. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ...