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South Park's Mr. Garrison doesn't do anything lightly. He gets an idea into his head and dives in – head first. He's undergone radical surgeries; he's changed his sexual identities almost too ...
Elsewhere, Mr. Garrison turned to the Whites for answers, which (shocker!) only led him further down the rabbit hole. Within minutes, he became fully convinced that the adrenachrome-chugging ...
Mr. Garrison — and for a few seasons Mrs. Garrison — is one of the more controversial teachers to ever grace our televisions. The South Park third-grade teacher has had some unpopular ideas, ...
Kyle: Mr. Garrison, I HAVE to be excused! Mr. Garrison: Oh, I don’t know, Kyle… Did you ask Mr. Hat? Kyle: I don’t wanna ask Mr. Hat; I’m asking YOU!
South Park is going to fully commit the Donald Trump look to Mr. Garrison.. Garrison has been portraying the Trump-like character since last season, but for the most part has remained looking like ...
So I'm watching last night's new episode of South Park -- which overall I felt was pretty average -- and there's a scene in the classroom where Mr. Garrison is giving the kids a history lesson ...