Speaking of which, did you hear the one about the zombie Halloween party? Apparently it wasn't very lively. Bah dum tss. Fang you. Fang you very much. We'll be here all week. Witches be crazy.

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There's something about mindless zombies that just resonates with viewers. But there is a whole horde of movies about the undead, and most of them aren't worth your time. This Halloween ...