Writing your own funny roses-are-red poems is easier than you might think. All it takes is some free time and a bit of creativity. First, pick a theme you want to focus on for your joke.

1. Roses are red, violets are blue; my dog is my favorite, but you’re OK too 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate poetry, but I’m into you ...

The Poetry Foundation has prepared a long list of love poetry’s greatest hits. If your mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun or your love is like a red red rose, you’ll find a poem there ...

“Roses are red/Violets are blue/If you’ve got an imported tile whirlpool tub “date night” is absolutely solved.” The Valentine’s Day push is the latest example of Century 21’s ...

Soon, Sara’s rose was pressed between the book’s eagerly accepting pages. When I think about the young woman from Virginia pressing her prom corsage in a book of poetry, I’m happy I can pass ...

Funny 'Roses Are Red' Poems for Family. 85. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t like sand—it’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere too. 86.