Some flowers are red; some flowers are blue. We have funny roses-are-red poems you can share with your entire crew.

These cheeky little "Roses are red, violets are blue" poems are perfect for breaking the ice, making your bestie snort-laugh, or just brightening up a boring Tuesday at the office.

Arthrell said Rose’s mother wanted everybody to hear the poem. He may have been speaking for himself, Arthrell said, but he was also writing for a lot of the kids that were growing up around him.

As I opened the Bard’s book of love poems, a long-faded rose, pressed in cellophane, slipped out onto my lap activating an entire replay of my prom on the movie screen in my mind.

This week, an excellently stupid joke has been making the rounds: old Valentine’s-Day-card standby “Roses are red, violets are blue.” The formula for participating is easy.

As I opened the Bard’s book of love poems, a long-faded rose, pressed in cellophane, slipped out onto my lap activating an entire replay of my prom on the movie screen in my mind.